"Hey," thought the reporter, "this man looks like he'd be a good person to interview about what he'd do with lottery winnings...Sir? May I ask you a question on live TV?"

Famous last words before the guy says what many men may actually spend the money on, but wouldn't tell anyone, much less a TV reporter with a microphone.

Wow. Just wow.

It started off innocent enough. Long lines. Big money. Slim chances. Hopeful shoppers. And then it went to hookers and blow. He didn't curse. He wasn't profane. She asked. He answered. And she and the entire production crew were instantly sorry.

Hilarious.

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