If Only I Could Tell Someone I Have A Fish Hook Stuck in My Butt

Once again, ladies and gentlemen I can't make this stuff up. I did not think I would read this headline this morning.

'If Only I Could Tell Someone I Have A Fish Hook Stuck in My Butt'

But there it was staring me in the face and I just had to share it with you. Poor Charles Rempe thought someone was breaking into his house and went to flee. As he did he got snagged in the rear end by a fish hook.

What follows, is comical, no farcical.

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