Five Ways Your Bad Luck Could Get You on Friday the 13th

Luck. Don't push it, push it real good. If you live in Northern Colorado, keep your eyes out for black cats and ladders this Friday, or you might find yourself in some of these scenarios.

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Yasuko Aoki/ Amana Images RF/ThinkStock
1
The Recent Snow Could Cause a Tree Branch to Fall on You at CSU
BUT, if that does happen, Tony Frank maybe, just maybe, will call a snow day. After 2 p.m. when you're done with classes anyway.
'She was a hero who took the hit for all of us.' - Madi
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SandraMatic/ThinkStock
2
You Could Step in Puke in Old Town Square
It happens to everyone. I think. No? Just me?
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Maciej Korzekwa/ThinkStock
3
You Could Get Stuck in a Gridlock on I-25 When You Have to Pee the Most
But then again, that's like, every Friday.
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Valueline/ThinkStock
4
You Could Wait in a Super Long Line at the Rec Room, and Get Turned Away Because Your Pants Have Zippers
Or some other arbitrary reason. Let's be real here, I don't even get why that line is so long all the time, it's just a bunch of guys that look like this stock photo in there. No thanks.
TSM
TSM
5
Do I even have to say it?
No. No I don't.

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Five Ways Your Bad Luck Can Catch Up With You on Friday the 13th in Northern Colorado