For millenia scientists have been trying to solve one of the biggest riddles of existence. What do babies think about? Try as I might, I can't remember much of anything that happened to me until 1977, and I was born in '74. Glimpses of events flash in my mind like a TV show that I once watched years ago. I don't remember much.

Could it be that babies are actually masterminds who only act like they can't walk, talk, feed or change themselves to milk a few years of service from mothers and fathers? I think so. Look at their eyes...they know what they're doing.

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