Every Colorado Pizza Dave Portnoy Has Ever Reviewed — And Which Slice He Loved Most

There are very few things that I personally am a bit of a snob about.

When I fly, I typically sit in economy...

If I'm staying overnight somewhere, I'm okay with sleeping in a motel...

I don't need to be seating front row at a concert...

But if I somehow manage to eat a mediocre slice of pizza, I'll definitely whine to you about it.

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My parents are born and bred New Yorkers, so no matter where we've lived or visited they ALWAYS have something to say about the pizza.

"Oh, this crust is to die for!"

"Ehhhh...the cheese is fine but it's a bit runny..."

"The sauce is the only thing that makes this slice edible, Kerri!"

Over the years, I've developed a very specific taste for pizza. I cannot stand Chicago or Detroit style because it's just too thick. If I have to eat it with a fork and knife, that's not pizza!

I'm ride or die for New York or New Haven style!

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Dave Portnoy’s One Bite Pizza Reviews Come to Colorado

One person who has even higher expectations than I do is Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports. Over the past few years, his "one bite" pizza reviews have become a massive phenomenon online.

If there's even a rumbling of him coming to someone's city or college town, they'll start freaking out. There have been instances where he'll be in a neighborhood reviewing pizza and fans will follow him from one spot to the next.

After doing some digging, I found all of the spots that Mr. El Presidente stopped into during a trip to Colorado a few years ago.

Every Colorado Pizza Place Dave Portnoy Reviewed

Here's a rundown of every single pizza place that Dave Portnoy reviewed in the Centennial State.

Blue Pan Pizza in Denver, CO

Rating: 7.9

Comments: "This is a very good, if not great Detroit style pizza because it's so light."

Joy Hill in Denver, CO

Ranking: 6.7

Comments: "It's basically Neapolitan."

Marco's Coal Fired

Rating: 7.2

Comments: "Does not taste like coal fired to me..."

Marquis Pizza in Denver, CO

Rating: 6.66

Comments: "This is a napkin pizza. You need a napkin to sauce it down a little bit. Good undercarriage!"

Amore Pizza Truck in Denver, CO

Rating: 7.2

Comments: "Really good crisp, no flop."

Slice Works in Denver, CO

Rating: 7.2

Comments: "It tastes like a slice that you have to produce at mass quantity, in mass crowds."

Redeemer Pizza in Denver, CO

Rating: 7.8

Comments: "This is really great stuff!"

Dave actually said that this was his favorite pizza spot that he had in Colorado!

White Pie in Denver, CO

Rating: 6.2

Comments: "This is the floppiest pizza I've ever had!"

Famous Original J's Pizza in Denver, CO

Rating: 7.4

Comments: "So far, I think this is my favorite traditional slice."

Why Did Dave Portnoy Only Review Denver Pizza Places?

Is anyone else picking up on something about these pizza reviews from Dave Portnoy?

Every single one of the spots he visited were in Denver! I understand that it's the state capital and is the biggest city in the Centennial State, but come on!

The Case for Northern Colorado Pizza Reviews

He couldn't drive about an hour north and check out some pizza joints in Northern Colorado?

With Barstool Sports, you'd think that he'd make the trip to try a few places out by CSU or UNC, right?

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If he ever returns to Colorado, he's going to have to look into giving NoCo a try!

Where do you think he should go if Dave Portnoy comes out for a series of pizza reviews in Northern Colorado? Shoot us a message on the station app and let us know!

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