The Filthiest Sounding Street Names In Northern Colorado

I'm a twelve-year-old boy at heart. I laugh at the most immature things, which is what has led me to create this list. The list of dirty-sounding names in Northern Colorado.

Let's break it down by filthiest city.

Fort Collins 

Muscrat Drive- Okay, I'm starting pretty tame.

Lady Moon Drive- This makes me think of a woman mooning people. The joke pretty much writes itself.

Morning Glory Road- Imagine having to write this street name on government forms.

Montezuma Fuller Alley- Isn't Montezuma's Revenge when you get diarrhea in Mexico? Or have I just been misinformed? And if so, do I even want to know?

Greeley

O Street- I would live there.

Loveland 

Woodcock Street- Like the bird. Duh.

Nymph Court- A nymph is actually a mythological spirit that flies through the woods and streams. I was way off.

Red Feather Lakes

Nofing Way- Say it really fast, and you'll realize this is something you probably say multiple times a day. Or is it just me?

Beaver Meadows-...

Honeymoon Ridge- Not dirty, just sweet. But I would get tired of giving people this address because they would probably say "awwww, are you on your honeymoon?" or something stupid like that, and I'd have to slap them.

Tiny Bob Road- If you know someone named Bob, it's literally your duty to tell them about this road in Red Feather Lakes. They'll probably love to hear about it.

Wedge Court- Wedge=Wedgie. At least that's how I see it.

Niblick Court- This one sounds dirty, but it's actually just an innocent golf term.

I hope this list doesn't get me fired, and I hope you found it at least a little funny because I cannot be the only forty-something grown woman with the maturity of a 14-year-old boy.