As always, I woke early.

The burglars that were approaching probably had yet to go to sleep. They were probably low on or out of some kind of crappy drug. I've experienced substance addiction. Though I never robbed anyone, I know the desperation it can bring.

It sucks. It's the kind of thing that makes lives unmanageable, and has us doing things like driving with the lights off, burglarizing cars at 4 a.m.

So, when I saw them creeping through my neighborhood and parking next to my car, I knew something was up. The rest of the story is in the video above.

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