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Melissa Etheridge Thinks Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was a ‘Fearful Choice’
When Angelina Jolie shocked the world and announced she had undergone a preventative double mastectomy, she was rightly hailed for bravery in the face of a difficult decision.
But singer Melissa Etheridge thinks that decision wasn't brave at all, and has no qualms saying so.
Some Dude Slashed His Wrists in Front of the ‘Today’ Show Audience [PHOTO, VIDEO]
A man attempted to commit suicide -- or at least garner a lot of attention -- in front of a live taping of the 'Today' show. And while the program has been in a ratings slump, this probably wasn't what it had to mind to fix that.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
Are they? Aren't they? Are we? Izzle?
William Shatner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.
John Mayer + Katy Perry ‘Seem to Be Back Together’ at Her Memorial Day Party
Katy Perry has been a busy lady. In between platonic wedding-watching with Robert Pattinson, she managed to throw an A-list Memorial Day party -- and one of her invited guests was off-and-on boyfriend John Mayer.
Cue the "oh no, not again" eye rolling.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Even Courtney Love Thinks Amanda Bynes Needs to Pull Herself Together
Courtney Love, perhaps upset that she's been cast off Hot Mess Isle by Amanda Bynes, has taken to Twitter to inject herself into the latter's ongoing crazy saga.
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again.
Maria Shriver, Brandi Glanville, Jim Gaffigan + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.
Kim Kardashian’s Car Is Nearly Hit By a Paparazzo She Probably Called Herself
Kim Kardashian was livid last night after a close encounter with paparazzi, taking to Twitter to vent her frustration.
Yoko Ono, Lisa Lampanelli, James Deen + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Celebs sound off on Reese Witherspoon, the cosmos and random lion attacks.
Lady Gaga Turned Down $1 Million to Perform at the GOP Convention, Surprising Exactly No One
If there's anyone with whom Lady Gaga would have a bad romance, it would be the Republican party. Which is probably why Mother Monster -- devout Democrat and patron saint of everything the GOP disdains -- reportedly shunned a $1 million offer to perform for the grand old party during its convention last year.