RainDance Fall Festival

When: 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m., Saturday, October 12

Where: 2191 Covered Bridge Parkway, Windsor, Colorado 80550

As a parent, I'm always looking for kid stuff that doesn't make me want to gag.

You know, something that stimulates my toddler's brain and makes her feel good, but also doesn't leave me losing brain cells. After all, I'm not trying to act like doing a bumble bee craft for two hours in a museum is anything short of my nightmare.

Mind you, I was a stay-at-home mom for nearly two and a half years while my husband traveled for work; so as far as I'm concerned, I've done my time.

This leads me to my next point: food trucks and beer belong at kid's events. Sorry not sorry, the kiddos aren't paying, they aren't working all week, and momma would appreciate something other than a dang pumpkin patch and an itchy hay ride.

But fear not, playground-playing parents, the Rain Dance Fall Festival is here, making my Zillow and HGTV dreams a reality with model home tours.

You can enter for a chance to win $500 prepaid gift cards, totaling $2,500. A kids event where I can casually win some serious cash? Sign me up. Also, did I mention entry to Rain Dance is completely free?

Providing holiday vibes, perfect weather, food, beer and room for kids to run around, this event is perfect for adult humans that made little humans.

Here's the details:

• Hay Bale Maze
• Pumpkin Patch
• Bouncy Castles
• Facepainting
• Arts & Crafts

• Food Trucks
• Windsor Car Show
• and 5 Model Homes to Tour by 4 Home Builders

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