There isn't a concept out there that's more Colorado (or more uncomfortable) than this, and it does happen at Loveland Ski Area -- yes, LOVEland. How perfect.
New Year's Eve could easily be spent on the couch watching the ball drop on TV, but why not spend it with your sweetheart traveling along the Royal Gorge Route on a romantic dinner train?
Like Rihanna, these Northern Coloradans found love in a hopeless place -- Fort Collins' public transportation, the Weld County DMV and, as always, the Book Ranch.
Sorry, but I can't tell our future grandkids that we got together because we pretended to watch Dazed and Confused while sucking face. Make America date again.
Take it from us; we've spent enough nights on the front line in Old Town. We put our local hangouts in terms we can relate to -- comparing them to guys we know.
With Pinterest-y engagement pics always clogging up my Facebook, let me say, being single sucks. If you're saying these things to your single buds, you suck, too.
All my single ladies and eligible bachelors, put down your Tinders, and let's talk statistics -- and it may not be as great as what you just 'swiped right' on.